Can some young person tell me why an oompa loompa is dancing in a pointy dress on #abc?

Anyone have a good recommendation for a cross-platform (Android, Mac, iOS) that can post to Twitter, G+, & FB? Seems like it should exist!

Relaxed my "no phone loan" rule for a lady at the mall because its Christmas. And she had a walker, so I knew she couldn't run very fast.

One last Santa heckling session with the Mrs. Mall isn't too crazy compared to typical Saturday.

Some things are reassuring by virtue of being unchanged for many years. A classic example is the line-art in a GM owner's manual.

Usually up at 5:23, but due to alarm snafu, up at 5:46 today. Still made it out by 5:53. #awesome

Just finished my last lecture of the semester. Felt great getting back in front of students this semester. Class was super motivated too.

Take that every other free app - I'm the best app on Ramiro's tab. http://ping.fm/jWrwi

Signs of the Apocalypse: I just bought my first tube of chapstick. For some reason, chapped lips are really annoying me this year.

Heading to the grocery store. K and I are making smoked gouda bacon mac and cheese, and rosemary chicken for dinner.Anyone wanna stop by? :)

The barista was devastated that he didn't have the soy milk I asked for. Given my weak preference for soy, I almost feel bad for asking!